Small squish. Big attitude.
Meet ANGY Blob: a soft, squishy little ball of rage made for squeezing, smashing, stretching, and taking out your frustration on something that won't complain about it.
Bad day at work? Squish him.
Stuck in traffic? Squish him.
Someone chewing way too loud? SQUISH. HIM.
ANGY Blob is satisfyingly soft, endlessly squeezable, and permanently pissed off, making him the perfect desk companion, stress reliever, or gift for someone who's just as ANGY as he is.
Squeeze him. Love him. Annoy him.
Just don't expect him to cheer you up.
Everything's fine. Obviously.
Meet ASH: the soft, huggable dumpster fire for when your day, your week, or your entire life feels like it's going up in flames.
Work falling apart? ASH gets it.
Plans completely derailed? ASH has been there.
Just watching everything burn at this point? Pull up a chair.
ASH is a ridiculously soft reminder that sometimes things are, in fact, a complete dumpster fire, and pretending otherwise isn't going to put it out.
Hug him. Vent to him. Watch it all burn together.
Because every dumpster fire deserves a little emotional support.
**Please Visit the CONTACT page to submit interest or feedback so we can launch ANGY and get you ASH!*
No words needed. The ANGY™ Glare Sticker delivers ANGY’s signature look anywhere that could use a little more attitude—laptops, water bottles, coolers, notebooks, cars, or wherever else you’re feeling particularly unimpressed.
Stick it. Stare accordingly. Fake smile not included.
Your phone gets enough notifications. It doesn’t need a positive attitude too.
The ANGY™ Phone Case brings ANGY’s signature mood along for every call, text, scroll, and “why are you calling me instead of texting?”
Protect your phone. Not your attitude. Fake smile not included.
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